"Relationships are like fat people, most of them do not work out."
— Anonymous.
"Instead of thinking about whether the chicken or the egg comes out first, why not think about whether the milk or the cereal that should be on the bowl first?"
"One of the 24 similarities between women and fish, They’re both attracted to shiny objects."
— Stinson, Barney. “Okay Awesome.” How I Met Your Mother. 2006.
"People say something like, “Friendship comes and then it goes away.” Well, you’re probably the reason why."
"Men who pick their nose in public are hard workers, because they are always trying to find buried treasure up their nose."
"Anything acoustic is always better."
"The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That’s the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then — to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning is the only thing for you. Look what a lot of things there are to learn."
— White, T.H. The Once and Future King. 1958
"Women aren’t going to follow the script like in a game. The hottest girl around will still fart and poop. Eventually, she’ll age and become an ugly manager. If you love someone, that means you’re ready to accept that. Love is the resolve to create an illusion that accepts this reality."
— Sorachi, Hideaki. “Making it through love.” Gintama. 2011.
"Life is like a pillow; you always think that the other side is the most comfortable."
"Whoever invented the five seconds rule must be a fatass."
Theme by Monique Tendencia
